This is a game I started up because I was bored... The rules are thus,
Someone starts up a story, then when they get to a good part, they say
*popcorn* and pick another player to popcorn to. This keeps going until
the game dies off, or until someone ends it. This particular installment
was done by Hayte, Pitrul, and myself. Read and be amused!

A tiny, freakier than normal Duckie decided that Mhaldor was the place
for him.. The duckies name was Sunshine, which really affected his life
in Mhaldor. But Mhaldor called him one of their own, even when he
pranked Lord Thoth by convincing Him that life as a mortal could be
rewarding in its own way, so Thoth came down and stole Kiella's popcorn,
thus enraging Kiella. She was SO enraged, that she went to Sarapis and
told Him that He should invoke the ancient right of popcorn duelling.

The ancient right of popcorn duelling is, of course, when everyone gets
together in the Matsuhama arena and flings popcorn at eachother! The
winner wins the right to Tell the Logos that hipwaders were soooooo year
350. They also got one wish, and Kiella, the winner (obviously) wished
that the topic of this story would somehow miraculously go back to the
REAL main character Sunshine, the Mhaldorian ducky that by some miracle
got to level 99 within 2 years of turning 19.

He was accused of cheating, of course, and it was discovered that he
had, in fact, discovered an item of great value. That item being
Estach's jockstrap of extreme power! The item giving it's wielder the
power to squish it's victims in a single sitting... Because Sapience is
all about balance Sarapis punished Sunshine by making him to Estach as
Estach was to the old tiny Sunshine. Sunshine crushed all of Mhaldor in
a single accidental squat, and the red fog was grossly transformed into
giant peaches!

They weren't ordinary peaches, though... They were monsterously
monsterous monster peaches! Their favourite snack, as everyone knows, is
a nice crispy Shallamite, with a side of beef. Mmm beefy. These peaches
swarmed out of Mhaldor consuming every Shallamite and cow in the way,
and a few that were both. By the time they got to the sea, they we're
out of both, and had to resort to cannibalism, which wasn't so bad since
everyone knows giant monster peaches taste even better than their
smaller counterparts. Eventually only one peach was left and it was a
sad sad day for everyone.. Not knowing what to do with the last peach it
was locked tight in someone's shop stockroom until everyone decided what
to do with it. Little did they know, however, that something ELSE lurked
in that stockroom... The people went about deciding what they were going
to do and once they reached a decision, they of course went to unlock
the peach. Upon opening of the stockroom, however, they immediatly
noticed millions of peaches, peaches for me, millions of peaches,
peaches for free! Look out! Luckily though, they we're all half rotted,
and fell into a sick mush before they could get out the door.

The shop tried for years to sell its "PEACH SUPRISE" but decided to sell
it to Mhaldor, which was by now respawning, to use as fertalizer. This
fertalizer, they said, helped to grow evil nasty things. The
Mhaldorians, seeking any way to make itself even more unlikeable,
quickly spread the nasty gooey mess all around Lord Sartan's island...
And so it sat... Festering... For days... And days... Until one morning,
when it was noticed that there was no longer any peach stuff on the
ground! It had instead been replaced with the think redish fog that
hadn't existed since before the peaches... Things turned back to normal,
as normal as Mhaldor could be... Sunshine got shrubbed, and now resides
at NoT. Some say that on especially dark nights, the sound of it's
rustling leaves can be heard drifting eerily along the waves of
silence... Calling out for it's lost peaches... THE END.

Hope you were amused as we were! Hugs and fishes!

--Kiella Mendacis

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Lupar, in the year 356 AF.