In the battle to be bigger, better and just plain more annoying, The
Lin'Quei(tm) Research & Development Division announces the release of
their new Sport Utility chariot.

Nearly twice the size of "other" chariots, this one gets an amazing 2.5
miles per goat. The goats run only on the lowest grade fodder and the
chariot itself requires maintenance every 125 miles at approximately
8,000 gold per scheduled service.

The Lin'Quei(tm) sport utility chariot also comes with a deforestation
device built into the wheels guaranteed to cut through everything from
the Aureliana forest to mid-day pedestrian traffic! Feel the power in
this new breed of chariot as those pansies in "other" chariots strive
foolishly to see around you. Spread your ego in style; comes in two
colors: Dead shallamite Red and mhaldorian Black.

Perfect for that hard to shop for jester or Occultist!

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Sarapin, in the year 356 AF.