Jarik, I'm still waiting on that 2 500 000 gold you were going to award
to the winner of your 'Kill the Jarik' game. Your market advertisement
said insta-kills weren't allowed, and I did not use one, so by your
rules, I'm entitled to the 2 500 000 000 gold prize.

However, you claimed (4 days after I won), that you have an obscure
rulebook, that only you know about, that states that people can't use
anything they got before the fight (so no rites, vibes, pre-made dolls).
I know an excuse when I see one, I used to be full of them. I also know
a bad excuse when I see one, I was full of those, too.

So in conclusion, Jarik, next time your ego might get dented and you
just don't want to cough up 2 500 000 000 gold, make sure your obscure
rulebook is available to the public. Meanwhile, I'm still waiting on my
2 500 000 000 gold.

Have a nice day,

Nimby Shiva

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Chronos, in the year 355 AF.