As you long time fans of the public board might remember, my ex-wife,
Andruin, Eris rest her soul, commimted suicide.
Since that time I have kept her wedding ring as the last reminder of her
fidelity--if that's how you spell it.
I had planned to pass it on to my own son when he got married.
That said, now that it is decaying, I guess the last momento of hers is
now worthless. I have 4 starving children. One has a bad case of
monobrow, the other has scurvy--if that's how you spell that. See, we're
poor, uneducated folks. We didn't get much book learnin'. So, in order
to feed my children properly, I will now sale this decaying ring for 10
gold. I hope beyond hope to buy a few dead baby rats with that in order
to feed my children.
That said, I am also running for public office. I don't care what city
or what position. I just need a job. My campaign promise to you is, I
hate politics and know nothing about them. On -that- you can rely! Vote
Flair.
And help me feed my family, buy my poor dead wife's decaying ring.
Thank you for your mercy. Especially Shallam and Mhaldor, I can already
see your mercy peeking it's head around the corner.
Tough n Fluffy

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Chronos, in the year 354 AF.