When I was a lad in school we had a very similar contest. Well, the boys
of the school at least. The girls would just sort of roll their eyes at
us and go about their normal giggly games. Of course we didn't call it
such grand names as a contest to see who can proclaim the truths of
Sartan. We called it "What's grosser then gross?". Amazing how the two
games play out so similarily.

And since we are on the subject, I'll give you one more truth. In all of
your "winners" not one person pointed out the obvious. That a village
full of diseased people who could only be cured with an elixir made from
the death of a baby would be of much larger importance than just
torturing the poor souls in that one village. Like tormenting the
priests with the fact that their magics would be useless before such a
disease or using the village as a weapon to lead your enemies there so
that they too could catch the disease and watch it spread while the
followers of Sartan used the elixir to stay safe. Which only goes to
show one of the largest truths of all. Evil will always be limited
because its narrowminded in its focus.

And you just thought we'd all be disgusted. Sheesh. You wouldn't have
lasted one recess in the 6 year old grosser than gross games.

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Miraman, in the year 354 AF.