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Public News Post #12021

The poem

Written by: Penguin Prankster Kuntar, Mini Aldrich
Date: Thursday, December 25th, 2003
Addressed to: Everyone


Well...it appears my evil plan has been revealed...except for the
Maldaathi. No clue where they came from. I spent week teaching those
mice how to fly! Well, ok, not really. I just tied invisible balloons to
them. BUT! I did have a clear purpose in mind...stealing the third berry
from the holly at the entrance to the roulette tent. Utterly pointless,
completely stupid, but surprisingly well thought out. The toys were
merely a diversionary tactic. Oh...and ah...if you picked up one of hose
toys...I'd suggest getting rid of it sometime in the near future.
They're full of tiny little spiders that have itching powder on their
little bitey teeth things, so if they bite you, you get this itch that
you just can't scratch because its so deep in the
skin...just...keep...itching...but...can't...REACH SCRATCH! ITS SO
EEEEEEVIL! Or maybe I'm just hallucinating. I couldn't read my plans
anyway, I wrote them in a language no one understands. So, yeah. until
my next evil plan.

This has been Kuntar, wasting your time and my money. And if you ever
find out my evil plans again...THERE SHALL ONLY BE ANOTHER! If I can
think that quickly.

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Phaestian, in the year 352 AF.


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Public News Post #12021

The poem

Written by: Penguin Prankster Kuntar, Mini Aldrich
Date: Thursday, December 25th, 2003
Addressed to: Everyone


Well...it appears my evil plan has been revealed...except for the
Maldaathi. No clue where they came from. I spent week teaching those
mice how to fly! Well, ok, not really. I just tied invisible balloons to
them. BUT! I did have a clear purpose in mind...stealing the third berry
from the holly at the entrance to the roulette tent. Utterly pointless,
completely stupid, but surprisingly well thought out. The toys were
merely a diversionary tactic. Oh...and ah...if you picked up one of hose
toys...I'd suggest getting rid of it sometime in the near future.
They're full of tiny little spiders that have itching powder on their
little bitey teeth things, so if they bite you, you get this itch that
you just can't scratch because its so deep in the
skin...just...keep...itching...but...can't...REACH SCRATCH! ITS SO
EEEEEEVIL! Or maybe I'm just hallucinating. I couldn't read my plans
anyway, I wrote them in a language no one understands. So, yeah. until
my next evil plan.

This has been Kuntar, wasting your time and my money. And if you ever
find out my evil plans again...THERE SHALL ONLY BE ANOTHER! If I can
think that quickly.

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Phaestian, in the year 352 AF.


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