My dear laddie!
Hawk hates drinking for two reasons. First of all, because it resulted
in a night when she managed to get this old dwarf drunk enough to bed
her. Secondly, because her son is an drunkard (you).

Hawk attempted to play off saying Tristark was the father, but lets face
it, he wasn't old enough at the time it would have had to happen. But,
you pointed that out yourself. Try not drinking before you find facts to
post.

If you don't know what a Samurai is, where do you get the right to find
my claim false? Again, you were prolly too drunk to think that insult
through, so I'll let it pass. Much like my blade will be passing through
you at first oppertunity.

Recap - Hawk stopped drinking the day she woke up with my hairy rear end
beside her, and Jamaya in her belly. Andy is a drunkard. Jack is the one
true Samurai (tease Morgoth) and -drumroll-

Never take the word of a Mhaldorian on honour.

Thanks everyone, its been a blast!
Jack, Samurai

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Daedalan, in the year 352 AF.