Old friend your post entertained me so much, yes little Krizzik is like a Timex.
When you come to know him as long and as well as i do you would also realize that soon enough he will be dishing out more lickings then he will be taking.
Dont be fools and underestimate him, he will soon be a force to be reckoned with for a long time to come.
I was here to greet him when he came to the land and took him and showed him the ways of the world.
Im sure some of me rubbed off on him, but too bad for you i dont think it was any of my generosity.

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Scarlatan, in the year 201 AF.