Greetings Sapience!

It's with the mixed emotions of joy and happiness that I pen this letter
to you all! I am hereby declaring my re-establishment of the Taterian
Empire I founded so long ago, and am directing an invitation to each and
every one of you to join me, and make history!

Soon, I will post a fairly slim autobiography in which you can read the
humble beginnings of this beautiful organization, but for now, simply
know that you are embarking on a journey far greater than any one of us
could ever be! Make use of yourself! Idle hands are the devil's work, or
something. Join now! Free potatoes year round and fun to be had at every
turning!

On this day, 3 days before my 154th birthday, I declare this so!

A local recruiter should be out to see you shortly!


Signed,
Malak Aramar, Taterian Emperor

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Mayan, in the year 351 AF.