In light of the recent conflict presented on the public news of late, I
have to say that it is getting tiring. Nonetheless, I must bring your
attention to another growing problem among mortals in our time: pants.
Yes, it's true, pants are nothing but a hassle anyway. I mean, the
buttons come undone and when you really wanna' have em off...they wanna'
stay on. I think that pants are the root of all of our troubles thus
they should be done away with....for good. That is why I have headed up
a new organization called, "Pants Are Wrong."
Now, I am sure that there will be a lot of discussion over this topic
because, that is just how important I am, that everyone has to discuss
my topics. So, drop your pants and join the club over here. We'll be
waiting for you, chapped rears and all.
In Aweful Nudity,
Drachius de Vermiis.
Did I really lose my sanity or did I have it to begin with?

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Glacian, in the year 350 AF.