Greetings,

I am happy your mother has taught you to read, but perhaps now you can
ask her for lessons in spelling.

Here is something you can add to your vast body of wisdom: There are
people in this world who lack maturity and tact, however those people
have no less right to post on this public board then you do. Sure, it
aggravates me to see some of those ridiculous posts, but I will not say
to them, "Hey, stop posting" because who am I to tell them?

Also, you seem to have voiced that you're an adversary to public name
calling. You said "it shows a lack of real intelligence..." yet you call
Jarik silly, and mention that his life is boring and unfulfilled. Here
is another valuable lesson for your vast body of wisdom: Practice what
you preach.

With all of my love,
Horatio Moonflair

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Lupar, in the year 350 AF.