I do usually avoid trying to post in the public, but alas it seems I
have no more options.

I have recently lost a good friend of mine, a Badgephant (for those of
you who dont know what a badgephant is, which I find hard to believe; a
badgephant is something like an elephant and something like a badger).
This particular badgephant is a rare miniature breed and as such it can
fit in the palm of your hand. It has yellow fur, with green and blue
scaled poka-dots all over. Her name is Chloe, but I call her muffins.
Furthermore she answers to Lavender. She has a sweet tooth for lemon
pies and any tea brewed from a plant beginning with the letter 'R'. R
being her favorite letter of course.

I am offering a prize of 10,000 gold to any and all who can provide me
with information leading to the return of my dearly beloved Badgephant.
This will be paid upon safe return of her. So please go get your lemon
pies and leave them out as bait if you must! Look under the smallest of
rocks, leave no stone unturned!

Gregg Saer'rac

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Miraman, in the year 350 AF.