The following are some Deep Thoughts from everyone�s favorite "Lord" of
Evil, Natras. While the interview is fictional, every quote from Natras
is real (mostly from public posts), and I can provide you with
documentation. Please do not confuse Natras with anyone else who may
have a similar name, as this is purely coincidence.

Me: "So, Natras, how is your Order these days?"
Natras: "To be honest I could care less if you kill all of my followers,
numerous times over. They are just mortals and well, mortals are nothing
but parasites. Worms good only for a bit of diversion, before grinding
them beneath your heel."
Me: "So�is that good or bad?"

Me: "How do you feel about all of your shrines being decimated lately?"
Natras: "Let me spell it out for you. I DO NOT CARE if you destroy every
shine of mine on the face of Achaea. Shrines are nothing to me."
Me: "Well good, we will keep that in mind for the future."

Me: "So what do you think is your greatest accomplishment?"
Natras: "I have tortured the souls of children."
Me: "Be sure to put that in your resume."

Natras: "SEX + SISTER = ABSOLUTLY DISGUSTING"
Me: "I hope you are not speaking from personal experience."
Natras: "Sex being the main variable in this equation."
Me: "Oi."

Me: "There have been more and more women in your ranks lately, why is
that?"
Natras: "The opposite sex has but one purpose."
Me: "Hmm, what purpose is that?"
Natras: "Silence, mortal."

Me: "What sort of things do you do in your spare time?"
Natras: "I hereby order all followers of Sartan to go urinate in the
ocean."
Me: "No kidding."

Me: "How do you feel about marriage?"
Natras: "Members of this Order will be completely barred from ever
copulating or engaging in any form of sexual activity, and from
marrying."
Me: "Ahh, that explains why Nileak seems so frustrated all the time."

Me: "Well, I guess that�s it for today, I�m going to.."
Natras: "I have tortured the souls of children."
Me: "Alrighty, this interview is over."
Natras: "You may call it rubbing your 'godly essence' together, or
something along those lines, but in the end, it is the same thing."
Me: "Oi."

As you can see, Natras must be a real hoot at parties! I bet the ladies
just love him too. I hope you find this interview to be enlightening.
Tune in next time for some more "Whacky Wisdom" from the Malevolent One!




Penned by my hand on the 12th of Valnuary, in the year 349 AF.