Just some lines I picked up from various people, which some might find
slightly humorous.

Tybalt tells you, "Please, man, help me out, just tell me which FOREST
Jinxsta's grove is in...I've been looking for days and can't find it."

Kaelin tells you...wait...he's muted...never mind

Tybalt tells you, "Unenemy me."
Tybalt tells you, "Unenemy me NOW!"
Tybalt tells you, "I am now claiming 20 pk's on you. Your traps keep
hitting me."
You tell Tybalt Ikari, Keeper of the Red Fog, "Dude...not mine..."
Tybalt tells you, "Must be Jack's."

<Summary of Battle Incident>
Jinxsta launches a flying kick at a Baalzadeen!
He connects!
Jinxsta has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!
A Baalzadeen Demon has been slain by Jinxsta

<Tybalt gets really pissy>
Tybalt attacks, soulcages in 3 rounds, runs to Mhaldor

Tybalt tells you, "You're so lame, I didn't have my Baalzadeen."

Kaelin tells you, "We don't understand the difference between the
Forestal Organisations. All Forestals are Druids and they all are in
Oakstone, and that's just the way it is."

Right..

Hope you enjoy

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Mayan, in the year 348 AF.