For approximately the past 30 public posts, we have witnessed a heated
debate on the topic of the red fog. Frankly, hearing from most of these
people, with the exception of Jinxsta and a few others, has been less
than interesting, and I think my intelligence quotient actually shrunk
as I read. For those of you who skipped all of these posts, I thought I
would give you a short summary of everything that happened. Enjoy. And
whatever you do, do NOT turn the names backward.

Atsxnij says, �Jump.�
Rodlahm says, �How high?�
Atsxnij says, �This high.�
Rodlahm says, �Yes, Sir.�
Natras says, �Wtf.�
Rodlahm says, �Erm�I mean, no! How dare you tell us to jump, we will do
no such thing!�
Nileak says, �I will kill you three times for saying the word �jump�.�
Naroc says, �Who do you think you are, anyways? Maybe you are a dragon,
and maybe you can slay my entire city at once, and maybe you can kill
every one of our guards, and maybe I can�t kill you *yet*. That�s
because I�m out of crystals! You just wait, as soon as I get some
crystals you are in trouble!�
Nerdle says, �It takes, and inantiquated person, to attack another,
person mentallity, and you are weak after, all you hide behind church,
while you hire mitrans so why waste 1000 gold.�
Rednazyl says, �For the sake of jamming my nose as far up Natras� rear
end as possible, I�m going to now suck up some more. I may be a
spineless coward, but I can still jabber for a while about nothing.�
Atsxnij says, �I own you all.�
Rodlahm says, �Yes, Sir.�
Natras says, �Wtf.�

I think this pretty well summarized the entire situation. Thank you for
reading.

Vigile, The Shallamese Playwright


Penned by my hand on the 24th of Sarapin, in the year 348 AF.