I told you before the reason I'm against rape: if I raped someone that
would make me Calhoun and I have more self respect than to become a
Calhoun wannabe. - Khalid

I'm down with pedophilia. The Church has okayed it so I guess that means
its smooth sailing for the masses. - Khalid

As long as you get the pineal gland out of the babies I'm all for dead
babies. I just hate seeing wasted dead baby. - Khalid

I applaud you for tackling the hard issues. - Torvick

By the way, three rustles means go **** yourself. - Anonymous Translator
for Posthuman

Greet the witchdoctor often enough and he'll give you sweet meat. -
Jerle

You all deserve to take the fall damage for not having a Levitation
vial. - Khadgar

Posthuman on the other hand is a whiny little bitch. He opens his mouth
and its like a cheesegrater on a chalkboard. - Anonymous

You have lied, you have thirty seconds to vacate the city grounds. -
Prenumbra of Cyrene

Xim is the catalyst for all the problems of the world. - Tay

That sounds simply, BLACKTASTIC! - Llewellyn

Well, it's strict and formal, but comfortable. - Rarch

I will, especially since your anima got scratched. - Gelphend

I know what to do with a dead baby with one word. Smoothies. - Phaige

I measured my thighs.- Gelphend

I heard the Sentaards got a new tekura stance today. They call it the
fetal position. - Khalid

Ximili, if you say the words 'Brinn' and 'cool' in the same sentence
again, I'm gonna bitchsmack you. - myrrh?

I didn't! He attacked my pig and my pig killed him. - Haiku
(yeah...blame the pig)

This coming from a notorious baby rapist?- Thysin

Priorities man! Sodomize the cat first -THEN- kill it. - Khalid

Do you think you're funny for defiling that pony? - words of Paine as
told by Tsian

This one time, I was smoking cactus weed in a pipe. And I got hit on the
back of the head with a brick. - Fitz

GASP!!!! Your standards have been so high....and they were all fake!!! -
Chesire

Rosi has a pretty short fuse and I don't feel like being a target for a
sack of bricks. - Anonymous

Someone killed Blaan while I had ten wildcats! - Hikariku (Hehehe,
that's so funny.)

If there's one thing I've learned from studying history, it's to always
choose a slave over a wife. - Berol

If you ever talk to me again, I will personally do everything in my
power to make sure that you never succeed in this business.- Ishtar


Wicked.

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Phaestian, in the year 347 AF.