I was minding my own business, talking with my wife when I noticed that
my will had been severely drained. I asked around for a reason for this
drain and found that Morpheus had the same problem only moments before.
After a day of meditation, my will is at its full power once again. But
I urge all Achaeans to keep constant vigil on their wills for I believe
that there is a power beyond our control that is affecting the minds of
Achaean mortals.

Slithering Jordi, Founder of the Shadowsnakes

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Mayan, in the year 200 AF.