Tiax:

I shall make this post brief. Although it is difficult, I am attempting
to interpret your shoddy post as the infantile, feeble-minded satire it
masquerades itself as. Put some more thought and effort (any, actually)
into your next pitiful excuse for a humorous interlude and I may find
myself able to crack the slightest hint of a smile. And if we ever open
the Unholy Baptism to a larger portion of Sapience , please feel free to
attend. I'm sure we can make some special accomodations for you.

In Unholy Service,
Malchaia

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Scarlatan, in the year 347 AF.