Dear Ashtan,

I'd just like to thank you all for keeping yourselves together in My
absence and to say

Ashtan, ashtan, we're so great, other cities smell like...umm...

Ashtan, ashtan, we're so cool, all the other cities drool! Yay,
GooooooooooASTHAN!

Well done winning the CTF babes! Sorry I wasn't here to cheer!

Anyways, I'm all back now so anything important that needs doing email
Me at pandora@achaea.com and I'll speak to you all soon!

Love you!

Pandy

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Scarlatan, in the year 346 AF.