I'm looking for someone who may have been at a party with Mother Mallard
about 45-50 years ago who could testify that I definetly hooked up with
a rather feathery looking lady thus proving that I am infact Mr
Quacker's father. I would've been a very young man at this time, no more
than 15 years old in fact, I also would've been a Mhun, for I had not
yet experienced my reincarnation into my current troll body. If anyone
remembers an utterly insane Mhun babbling about world domination and
eying a large female duck at a rather wild party in the time frame
mentioned above, please send me a tell so I can piece together exactly
what it is that happened on that crazy night.

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Scarlatan, in the year 345 AF.