Thanks to the jesters, various people and shops I've robbed in the past
and the wonderful people who took advantage of the Amnesty program I am
hereby retiring from the world of sleaze(1). You have made me a rich and
happy snake and I love you all for it!

(1)including but not limited to: general Theft, shop theft, breaking and
entering, extortion, blackmail, Con jobs, real estate fraud, framing
people and intelligence gathering.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Ero, in the year 344 AF.