And now...

THE LOST
Deep
Thoughts
By Slask Kauffman

When he was a little boy, he always wanted to be an acrobat. It looked
like so much fun, flipping and landing on people's shoulders.
Voice: Excuse me, are you Slask Kauffman?
Slask: Little...Yeah, who the hell are you? I'm tryin' to write over
here.
Voice: I'm Rocktamer, I'm here to issue you.
Slask: What? Get...get off me, I've gotta finish this.
Rocktamer: You aren't finishing anything. Let's lock him, he's got weed
in his pocket.

This has been the Lost Deep Thoughts, by Slask Kauffman.

The Lost Deep Thoughts 11

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Cub Artic yells, "Who is Khalid and why does he wares pink underpants?"
-Submit by Paine

(Raja Society): Parnakra says, "Ooooooh, ye guys ever notice a lot of us
here are Rajamalan?"
-Submit by Nimnoth

Maybe I Should Pay Attention More...
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An overpoweringly strong male voice shouts, "Yeah, Hail Demeter..Goddess
of extortion and lies."
Ringing vibrantly, a male voice shouts, "So I'm guessing extortion and
lies are colored green then?"

The Almighty Moron Of Sapience... He Stole My Title
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A strong male voice shouts, "To all of achaea!!! this is GARLAHAN!! i
challenge anyone to try to kill me because i am INVINCIBLE!!!"
An overpoweringly strong female voice shouts, "Garlahan my dear, some of
us would prefer a bit of resistance. Takes all the fun out of it if you
just lie down and die."
A strong male voice shouts, "Haha not funny i could slay you all!!"
A spirited male voice shouts, "Garlahan bashing party!"
Later on...
A strong male voice shouts, "HELP ME!!! REMEER BROKE MY LEGS!!! IM JUST
A LITTLE KID!!!"
A robust male voice shouts, "Go Remeer!"
An overpoweringly strong male voice shouts, "Thats sloppy remeer. get
back there and break his arms too."
An impressive female voice shouts, "Give him a concussion, while your at
it."
A strong male voice shouts, "Im just little garlahan dont hurt me."

Messages

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#52 Ximili: 5/4/13:58 "That's right, I forgot, you alone are the one who
decides what is and is not appropriate protocol."
You sent the following message to Ximili: Good, you've finally figured
it out.

#62 Simoln: 5/14/23:54 "Man, get people to be more pissed off at you.
That last LDT sucked. More people need to make fun of you so you can
make fun of them"

#63 Cooper: 5/14/23:57 "Your "Deep Thoughts" would be a lot more funny
if they contained phrases by me. Such as, you will die if you post
this."

#64 Varnes: 5/15/0:15 "*sniffle* Your posts bring so much happiness to
Achaea. Bless you, Mr. Slask, bless your little heart!"

#65 Ryani: 5/15/0:31 "LDT Gets better with every post!"

#66 Jupiter: 5/15/1:04 "Now I have to say, that was a LOT better than
your first LDT's"

#95 Zypher: 5/23/1:51 "You know.. I'm going to have to rant an rave, and
waste 1000 gold on your stupid ass. I have to say I have NO affiliation
with you. Good job on declaring war on a monk guild, though."

#121 Sander: 6/18/20:51 "Many people will say that you owe them
bloodroot because of a trigger line, but I am a priest and I do not use
it.. so you owe me 100 mana"

#122 Simoln: 6/18/22:28 "Ok..I love your LDT's..but..seriously..those
messages between you and Rocktamer were about as interesting as a rock.
Coincidence?"

#123 Rarch: 6/19/0:31 "Could you avoid quoting lines you _know_ are used
by people to trigger cure afflictions? I feel you owe quite a lot of
people some bloodroot for this."

#135 Machiavelli: 6/21/2:51 "Keep your personal sh*t off the board! If
you're not going to bother with other's opinions, then don't burden us
with yours."

Remember, a sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to
slow down.

"BEFORE I COME AND MAKE YOU FISH YAK CHEESE FROM YOUR NOSTRILS FOR
WEEKS, BECAUSE I MAY NOT HAVE POWER OVER FISH INNARDS, BUT I SURE AS
HELL HAVE POWER OVER YOU, WITH A COMBAT KNIFE." -Zypher
-Slask

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Daedalan, in the year 344 AF.