Stupid Naga,

I had warned you all that you must NEVER under any circumstances
pickpocket people in my territory without my approval first. Welcome to
hell Telemmaite, but Druthog style!

This goes for everyone out there. If you get anything stolen in my
territory (ref: 11465), I want to know by who so that I can swiftly
punish them. Together, we can make the world (or should I say my world)
a better place *wink*.

Your favourite thief,
Xandu Druthog

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Glacian, in the year 343 AF.