Dear mortals, maggots and mobs!

I am leaving! Forever!

No, not really, but I am going to be away for some time. I feel a
certain calling to find My Father and so although I have no idea where
He is, I intend to try to find Him. It only seems fair that My Brother
should have His Father to awaken to, and as I feel Myself crawling
towards My teenage years, I have a feeling Daddy's Little Girl may need
Him around, seeing as Mummy is...indisposed currently.

I'm not saying I'll be sucessful, and I'm not going to put Myself too
far at risk by venturing into overly dangerous territories in case I'm
trapped, or kidnapped or turned into a beetle or made to marry an ogre,
but I'm definitely going to have a durned good look. I feel old enough
to give it a go now. Eight years old is perfectly old enough to go off
on My own and do a quest! And besides, Who's here to tell me I can't?
Ha!

So, I've packed My chicken and My magpie, I've got some muttons and
chesse and bread, even though I don't need to eat, I have My favourite
toy, all My blankies and a good luck charm. I'm ready to go so wish me
luck!

Pandora, Goddess of Mischief

p.s. anyone who wants to join My Order or whatever, seek out My
recruiters. Part of the entry quest can be o find out who they are!

p.p.s. if anyone finds a bag of sweets that make your ears turn blue,
umm, don't eat any coz they won't turn back. I haven't fixed them yet. I
was gonna give them to Uncle Prosp...oh wait He can see this...right.

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Chronos, in the year 342 AF.