Hear ye all salts, gobs, flange heads, and skivvywavers of strong
parole. Wipe yar snot horns clean and clap a stopper on yar tongue ole
Theiwar be having a proposition far ye.
Arr, Land lubbers eh?
Attention all honorable sailors. I have a proposition for you. Far too
long have the far reaches of the seas stood unexplored. I am proposing
heading up a research team to possibly build a mighty sailing vessel of
exploration. Possibly to one day set out into the mighty seas and our
destiny. If you are interested in participating in this team please send
me a message.

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Scarlatan, in the year 339 AF.