Lord Kaelin!

I see you're a bit old, Im not sure if you are familiar with this, it's
called messageing allow me to demonstrate for those out there who don't
understand it.

MESSAGE <PERSON> (BLAH BLAH BLAH)

It works wonders, and also reduces spam on public boards. Along with
saving you 1000 gold! It is AMAZING!
Thank the Logos for this remarkable invention!

As to why I am not messaging you, I have taken pre-emtive measures in
snubbing you to avoid further annoyances, as I'm sure you will do to me.

Learn something new everyday!

El Skrital

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Phaestian, in the year 338 AF.