Greetings Sapience!

Hail Citizens of Sapience, I just thought this amusing and needed to be
shared with everyone!

Linus has declared you a formal enemy of the City of Shallam.

You tell Linus, "Um?"

You tell Linus, "What the heck?"

Linus tells you, "You blew up part of the city."

You tell Linus, "Excuse ME?!?!"

You tell Linus, "Jerkin did it, enemy him, I wasn't even in the City!"

You tell Linus, "I was IN Mhaldor."

Linus tells you, "Then kidnapping!"

You tell Linus, "Kidnapping...He asked me to get him out!"

Linus tells you, "Staeling from shallam!"

You tell Linus, "Yea, I kidnapped someone who was being held hostage!"

Linus tells you, "Right."

You tell Linus, "You're wrong, just admit it*g*."

Linus tells you, "No!"

Linus tells you, "I'm right."

Linus tells you, "ALWAYS!"
You tell Linus, "Getting a person out who was trapped for decades is
hardly;kidnapping or theft."



Just thought that everyone else would get a laugh out of the Shallam
Leadership, I know I did. They have now enemied me twice in my life
time. Once for flat out being _IN_ Shallam, now for vandalism, or
kidnapping, or theft...You will have to ask Linus about which it is.


Akechi Jupiter Dawyn

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Lupar, in the year 337 AF.