Sapience,
A time of trouble has come upon us. Once again, the Tsol'eth, the Second
Wave is upon us. But once again, they will be beaten back. The once
cookie-shaped opressors are back, and are here to fulfill the prophecy.
And I, Khadgar Dalaran, of the Tsol'aa race, Defender of the Truths,
Arcane Scholar, Calignous Magus, Wearer-of-silly-pants-on-Wedensdays,
Wielder of the Pancake, and once Hero of Sapience, shall put and end to
their tyrrany once again. This, is a Declaration of War on the
Tsol'eth-once-in-cookie-form. They shall be slain by my clan's hand.
None shall survive. And now, I invite al...
..............

What do you mean I can't have a relationship with a sheep, I love her, I
really do!

Eww man, that is just disgusting!

I will NOT have this land be tagged by the slogan: 'Achaea, where men
will be men, and sheep will be ner...
..............
...those who wish to defend the honour of the almighty Pancake to come
forward and join our ranks. We shall win! For the Pancakes, for the
Tsol'aa, for Sapience!

Tsol'aa,
Defender of the Truths,
Arcane Scholar,
Calignous Magus,
Wearer-of-silly-pants-on-Wedensdays,
Wielder of the Pancake,
Hero of Sapience once again,
Khadgar Dalaran

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Daedalan, in the year 336 AF.