The Lost Deep Thoughts 9

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"Why am I deemed officially badass? I got 60 messages ALONE about that."
-Zypher

"If your mom and dad got divorced, would they still be brother and
sister?" -Kellur

"Wow, LDT is still un-original." -Torn

"Who was this 'anonymous' and why is he so damn famous???" -Adanedhel

The soul of Tekk says, "I bet you guys couldn't take me one on one!"
-Submit by Hyperlith

"If you had my father you'd go for women too." -Xadzia
-Submit by Paine

"I am promising something I know I can keep and I will keep forever,
absolutely nothing." -Dakidark

"You are entitled to your own opinions as long as I agree with them."
-Adanedhel

"You never quit, do you Slask?" -Adanedhel

"Ack! My potato has mutated into something far more sinister." -Tiax

"As for our actual enemies...I just have to say this. You got enemied by
an organization dedicated to pancakes. How sad is that? We'd give you an
award, but well, we hate you." -Adanedhel on Fellowship of the Pancake's
enemies

(Ashtan): Ryuuza says, "What class is Ximili?"
(Ashtan): You say, "Mexican."
(Ashtan): You say, "Er jester."
-Submit by Mayhem

2003/05/18 03:57:46 - Adanedhel declared that Planirten is no longer an
enemy. Reason: because he tastes good with syrup.
You should all become members of the Fellowship of the Pancake. Because
Planirten tastes good with syrup.

(The Fellowship of the Pancake): (Anonymous) says, "Hmm, you'd think
that romeo or juliet would smite someone from our clan, they've been
sent so many invites from us."
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): (Anonymous) says, "Oh, right, they
can't smite."
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): (Anonymous) says, "....if you put that
on LTD I am so gonna get frozen in time."

An impressive male voice shouts, "If there is a God, Goddess, or Admin
around, can you please send me a tell?"
(Ashtan): Xadzia says, "Estach, let that person know you are the God of
Gluttony and Sloth!"

Smart Move
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(Ashtan): Marcalo says, "I demand a retrial!"
(Ashtan): Marcalo says, "Mischan."
(Ashtan): Accipiter says, "Yer guilty anyway."
(Ashtan): Marcalo says, "-weep-."
(Ashtan): Marcalo says, "Even if I was, which I'm not, I'd blame it on
someone else."
(Ashtan): Marcalo says, "Like....erm...Rocktamer."
(Ashtan): Rocktamer says, "Eh?"
(Ashtan): Marcalo says, "Exactly my point. Do you see how guilty he
sounds?"
(Ashtan): Accipiter says, "Not half as guilty as you?"
(Ashtan): Marcalo says, "True. Not half, but twice as much."

Shallam, The Whole City Is Delicous
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You yell, "Hmm... Where'd that delicous looking paradise bird go..."
Rubber Ducky Lupa, Squire to Mr. Quackers yells, "Away from you no
doubt."
Forestal Savior, Zypher Celeste yells, ".. Over here."
Forestal Savior, Zypher Celeste yells, "Quick, before I get moralized
and save it."

Big Daddy Kell, Future Ruler of Sapience... And Some Dead Babies
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(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Kellur says, "Whats worse, ten dead
babies in a garbage bin."
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Kellur says, "Or one dead baby in ten
garbage bins."
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): You say, "Whichever has shorter clean
up."
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Kalika says, "What's the difference
between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies."
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Kellur says, "I don't have a truck full
of bowling balls."
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Kellur says, "What's worse, a pile of
dead babies, or a live baby eating it's way out of a pile of dead
babies?"
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Vashu says, "How many dead babies does
it take to paint a house?"
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Vashu says, "Depends on how hard you
throw them."
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Kalika says, "Ewww."
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): You say, "ROFL."

So True
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(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Kellur says, "What do you call Slask?"
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): You say, "Stupid, drunk, stoned,
drunk..."
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Nahoj says, "A loser?"
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Kellur says, "Anything you want, cause
he doesn't care as long as your going to sleep with him."
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): You say, "ROFL."
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Nahoj says, "Rofl."

...Yep...
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A forceful male voice shouts, "People snub me all the time when I start
to make sense, too. It's rather annoying."
You shout, "Could be you're just insane and they're gettin' sick of it."
A forceful male voice shouts, "Die spirited."
Ringing vibrantly, a male voice shouts, "Just do like I do and never
make any sense."
You shout, "I'm with vibrant."

Messages

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#37 Machiavelli: 4/28/17:54 "Heh, Ximili really hates you. I find that
funny, in a sadistic sort of way."
You sent the following message to Machiavelli: Same here. *grin*

#38 Eredithiel: 4/28/19:40 "Heh, not the crazy people who complain."

#43 Ximili: 4/29/0:39 "Good work on declaring war on a monk guild
though."
#48 Dali: 4/30/18:49 "Ok, time to jump on the bandwagon. I wanna get in
the next LDT... Ah wanna be a supahstah!"

Ok, ran outta room for the rest of the messages. You'll have to wait
'till next time!

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Aeguary, in the year 335 AF.