1. I. Buy a shovel and dig a hole approximately 5 feet down.
II. At this point, a geyser will burst from the ground. CAUTION:
Pressure from the geyser may cause
instant death.
III. Run, so you dont get sucked down from the pressure of the sinking
island.

2. I. Hire a Shaman/Jester to fashion a doll version of Mhaldor.
II. Hire a Troll to stomp on it a few times.
III. For best view, stand atop the Great Rock.

3. I. Plants bombs inside the mountains around Mhaldor.
II. Put timers on the bombs, so they all go off at once.
III. Listen for the sound of screaming citizens afterwards.

4. I. Attach mushroom sigils to Mhaldor.
II. Buy an umbrella, and watch out for flying debris.
III. Feed deattached limbs, such as arms, legs, and maybe some heads,
and bits of Mhaldor to GehShya.

5. I. Throw a Hierophant at yig.
II. Order Yig to tell Sartan, "You stink."
III. Watch for a wretched finger point towards Mhaldor.
IV. For security measures, run to Shallam to avoid the impact of the
explosion.

6. I. Bribe Yudhisthera and GehShya to do jumping jacks on Mhaldor.
II. Beware of earthquakes and tidal waves.

7. I. Get an army of about 200 suicide mice.
II. Order the suicide mice to go to Mhaldor and blow up.
III. Flowers for the mice funeral service may be purchased in Cyrene and
Shallam.

8. I. Climb to mountains of Mhaldor until you reach the Fortress.
II. Push the fortress over a cliff.
III. Prepare a portal quickly. . .

9. I. Get all the citizens of Mhaldor drunk.
II. Wait until they suffer the effects of alcohol poisening.
III. Incinerate the corpses, and watch Mhaldor go up in flames!
10. I. Get an army of flying Magi to drop holocaust bombs down at
Mhaldor.
II. Evacuation to Ulangi is a necessity.

'I hope many of you find this funny, stupid, dumb or annoying. That was
the purpose of this.
'Mhaldorians, dont bother to message me about this post. I really DO NOT
care what you say in
your messages, "Youre gonna die" blah blah blah. Again, dont bother to
message me, cause Ill delete it
faster than you can say "Sartan"
'To everyone else, comments, questions and/or more ways to destroy
Mhaldor jokes are more than
welcome. Future posts will be anonymous.
'And, last but not least, Darknight, youre a lousy thieft and Yig-make
sure Mhaldor gets some
landmarks next crossing, cause the last one was pitiful. . . Wait, I
forgot, thats the best Mhaldor can DO.
Cmon Mhaldor, lets see how fast you can chase me down.

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Chronos, in the year 333 AF.