Before I start, I'd like to say somethin' to Tsara.

First of all, no one likes Mhaldor, so you should expect to be turned
down for services like refills and the like.

Second of all, I was suprised by your regard for someone's privacy. I
mean, that kind of respect is unheard of where I come from. But, I come
from a hole, so it doesn't really matter.

Also, I haven't been reading the last chain of posts, since it's just
more pointless bickering between cities. And where's the fun in that?

On with the show!
The Lost Deep Thoughts 7

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"So Slask, do share what else you get from LDT." -Ximili

"You're creating an economic black hole with all those posts."
-Machiavelli

"Hey did you know that mhaldorians rape cats to try to produce smarter
offspring?" -Pepper

"I'm getting old you know." -Renaissance ...Come on, that's just messed.

"LDT's kick more ass then Tranqu on weed." -Pepper

"Yeah Slask...I need to kill you, come here a second." -Morgana

"Ok, thats just WEIRD." -Khadgar, yes, Khadgar The dude who started a
clan based on worshipping Pancakes, Khadgar.

"You are irritating... then again so is a skin rash, but you don't see
everyone getting worked up over them do you?" -Pimet

"Heh, i can admit it when someone is more annoying than me because that
takes a certain amount of skill." -Planirten

"You know, that reminds me of freshly ironed socks for some reason...or
maybe thats just the weed." -Adanedhel

A female voice is heard through the membrane, "I want to have sex with
Laila *nodme*."
-Submit by Paine

A forceful male voice shouts, "Then I suggest you develop your skills
you silly little girl, you were useless as a Paladin, and even more
useless now, and I, Darknight Sioraiocht, mean that in the most
sincerist way."

(Ashtan): Epiphany says, "I know no one's going to do a damn thing about
it. is it's okay for her to be a **** since she sucked **** for
popularity. I mean, that's what it comes down to. Though, i must say, i
do find it incredibly amusing that i have that much power over her ;)"
-Worst Misschan Ever, Submit by Torn.

Rainbows manifest and dissolve as the voice of Eris, Goddess of Chaos,
sweeps across the firmament, "Mithraea and Twilight sitting in a tree. K
I S S I N G!"
-Thanks to Hyperlith for that one.

Damn Those Mushrooms
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A powerful male voice shouts, "This freaking mushroom is saducing me!
Help! It's gunna eat me!"
An indomitable male voice resounds, "Yes, you poor thing. The only
escape is suicide."
A Herculean voice booms, "Go mushroom!"
(Jesters): Tanklar says, "I feel so loved."
(Jesters): Sano says, "I bet I will see that one on the next LDT."

Heh
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You will now be known as Ximili's Advocate, Slask, by order of Mendax
Mendacis, the Dude.
You will now be known as Slask, by order of Mendax Mendacis, the Dude.
You will now be known as Overweight Slask, by order of Mendax Mendacis,
the Dude.
You will now be known as Overweight Slask, Smells of Manure, by order of
Mendax Mendacis, the Dude.
(Jesters): You say, "Mendax, I'm gonna embaress myself tryin' to kill
you."
(Jesters): Mendax says, "You sure are."
You will now be known as Slask, Smells of Manure, by order of Mendax
Mendacis, the Dude.
You will now be known as Slask, by order of Mendax Mendacis, the Dude.
(Jesters): You say, "Nothing else, Mendax?"

Messages

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#81 Theosis: 4/20/22:35 "I'm just curious and want to see your
returnmessage"

#85 Althecea: 4/21/0:05 "Of course more people are going to like and
praise your "Pots", as opposed to Ximili's, because those maggots have
never been included in anything public before."

#89 Ximili: 4/21/1:52 "I'm glad you're so biased in your postings. Just
keep it up, you're only screwing yourself."

#17 Aule: 4/21/7:20 "You know what really amazes me? The amount of money
spent on such a petty argument. I truly appreciate your not giving a
fuck."

#22 Mulisha: 4/21/17:22 "What the hell is wrong with you? Pots sucks.
Slask is funnier then you, in a way...because you're old. and your last
Pots wasn't funny. you fucking suck!"
#23 Mulisha: 4/21/17:22 "Oops that was meant for Ximili"

I had a whole bunch more messages, but half of 'em were "What's your
returnmessage" ones, and I figured that'd just waste time.

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Valnuary, in the year 333 AF.