This is a post to everybody regarding Mhaldorian leaders constant
barrage of 'Is that an insult i hear?'. Thats right, im wasting 1000
gold to say this.

Mhaldor, get a life.

I for one get rather annoyed when someone rather young or small shouts
something, anything, directed at mhaldor. And replies include things
such as "Was that an insult? ill have your head!" or "Do Not insult my
city!". Later seeing the rather young person is slain by a rather old
Mhaldorian.

Sure, we could -all- take -everything- Mhaldorians say as an 'insult'.
But then what, you guessed it - I could assure you they would issue you
for killing them. In conclusion, Mhaldor, you get enough proper insults,
so get used to it and stop picking on small people.

Ohh no, i will now be hunted for 'insulting' Mhaldor.

Yours Truly, Niosis Merre.

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Daedalan, in the year 333 AF.