The Lost Deep Thoughts 6

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"I like people being dicks to me. Atleast I'm getting noticed that way."
-Kahless

"Huzzah for LDT!" -Nahoj

"YOU HAVE ADMIRERS. OH MY GOD." -Zypher

Estach's voice reverberates, "If anyone is interested in a young monk,
who enjoys long walks on the beaches of Ulangi, bashing, and fun times
alone, send me a tell. I know a man just for you."
An overpoweringly strong male voice shouts, "You're not young Estach!"

Yeparoo
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(The Szanthaxian Empire): Thanatos says, "Heh Slask looks like Ximili
disowned you."
(The Szanthaxian Empire): Janduin says, "Slax."
(The Szanthaxian Empire): Janduin says, "Slask*."
(The Szanthaxian Empire): Janduin says, "Your a Ximili wannabe."
(The Szanthaxian Empire): You say, "Just figure that out?"
(The Szanthaxian Empire): Janduin says, "Its kinda sad."
(The Szanthaxian Empire): Janduin says, "Hes funny."
(The Szanthaxian Empire): Janduin says, "Your not."
(The Szanthaxian Empire): Thanatos says, "Slask's crap is a lot more fun
to read then dumb people waging war over public posts."
(The Szanthaxian Empire): You say, "It's gettin' kinda old, with people
sayin' I'm not funny, and then me not giving a fuck."

"I'm gonna rat up 1000 gold, just to tell off Mendax.." -Zypher

Torn tells you, "Looks like you got told, buddy."
You tell D'Aubergine Torn, Purple Pastry Filling, "Pfft. Happens all the
time. Read the post that mutton wrote?"

Time To Stop Goin' To Shallam
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Strider Machiavelli, Meren's Rising Dawn says to you, "Do you have any
deep thoughts of your own?"
You say, "..."
Strider Machiavelli, Meren's Rising Dawn says, "Hey, come on now, I
wasn't biting with sarcasm."
You say, "Maybe sarcasm bit you."
Strider Machiavelli, Meren's Rising Dawn says, "If sarcasm bites you and
you don't know it, it might as well not have bitten you at all."
You say, "That sure does make sense."

Cough?
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(Ashtan): Other says, "Know who I don't like?"
(Ashtan): You say, "Who?"
(Ashtan): Other says, "Saddam."
(Ashtan): You say, "Oh, no.."
(Ashtan): You say, "I'm going off channel now.."
(Ashtan): You say, "*waves*."
(Ashtan): Estach says, "There is no such person, I'm afraid, Other."
(Ashtan): Other says, "Umm... right..."
(Ashtan): Other says, "Gotcha.""
-Thanks to Elrund for submitting that.

You're Goddamn Right
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(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Nicolette says, "LDT?"
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Nahoj says, "Lost deep thoughts."
(The Fellowship of the Pancake): Nahoj says, "You know, the posts that
make fun of ppl and piss them off so they try to insult slask and fail."
Nahoj is now one of your allies.

Messages
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#64 Detritus: 4/18/6:58 "If I send you a msg that is amusing and witty,
shall I get my name into LDT 6?"

#65 Simoln: 4/18/8:04 "*dies* Gods, your LDTs are great"
#66 Simoln: 4/18/8:04 "And great return message!"

#68 Ryani: 4/18/13:53 "Love LDT, it's almost as great as Pots"

#71 Narses: 4/18/21:29 "Don't listen to them! Continue to post those
Deep Thoughts. They're hilarious"

#76 Faust: 4/19/1:59 "You suck if you listen to everyone that bitches at
you."

#78 Khadgar: 4/19/17:41 "I am sorry, but Ximili's Pots suck, take him
out with Deeper thoughts. I was in that before, its much cooler."

This LDT kinda sucks, I know that. But, if I had a stick, a pile of
fried Shallamite intestines(Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood drunk
guy with a knife), and the head of an ex-Infernal, imagine what I could
do!

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Sarapin, in the year 333 AF.