I've always been here, I didn't 'finally' show up. You were just to busy
being a slave in that evil scheme I was talking about to notice. By the
way, I don't recall receiving any chain for Logosmas, so stop trying to
look like the good guy. Even though Im the bad guy, nobody needs to know
that. And for Lady Eris' sake, stop the weed smokin', your all already
brain damaged enough.
Dont' ya ever tell me I'm hiding in the ashtan sewers, I don't have
Sewers. Only reason I was laying low in Ashtan was because Calli and
Ralph were tryin' to team me...Oddly enough, they knew where I was, even
though neither of them had a puppet of me. *ponder* Which jester DOES
have a puppet of me....Mendax? You're supposed to be a citymate, yet
you're tryin' to get me killed. Oops! Shouldn't of announced that right
here on public.
Aelis, do ya own assignments, I got my own guild tasks to be thinkin'
about. Im not goin' into frozen tundra and freezin' my a...rse off. I
have, however, done research on manticore life sometime earlier in this
lifetime. This is what I found out: They have the face of a human, body
of a lion, three rows of sharp teeth and a tail that can shoot poison
like a porcupine. They're pretty dumb, only know one thing (kill and
eat), but they're no doubtedly smarter then you if you think I'm doin'
any of your 'assignments'.
Libby, if you call me 'it' again, I'm gonna get someone to mail you a
holocaust globe for me. Do I look like an 'it'? NO! I'm a male maggot,
and I hold my little slimy body up proudly.


Oh, and if any of you jesters decide to try somethin' funny, like
jumping me, I'm way ahead of you. There is no way I'm dying to any of
you. I'll just run to the nearest bashing area and thrustkick you into
an aggro mob, like I did to Ralph over there *point Ralph*. He can tell
you all about it.

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Lupar, in the year 332 AF.