Dear Uncle Sartan,

Thank You very much for inviting Me to Your lovely hell to admire Your
decorations and see Your special collection of bones.

I'm sorry that I had to leave early, but Your collection of pictures
overcame Me so, especially the ones of My Brother that I needed to get
away and contemplate them from further afield.

I must compliment You on Your thoroughbred daemon, Vassago, although I
would do a slightly better job of tying him up in future, as One never
knows Who might pass by and take an opportune moment to ride him off
into the sunset, and even, perhaps, lose him down a Well of Chaos all by
accident! One must be so careful these days!

Pandora, Goddess of Mischief

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Miraman, in the year 332 AF.