"Heh, he's testing to make sure they work in a kickass fashion." -Lady
Pandora

"I have yet to see anything remotely intelligent and non-malicious come
out from your mouth, Degar." -Azzazzello

"Skarash and cool in one sentence makes temporal rifts and bubbles in
reality." -Lady Pandora

"Why is it when I talk everyone shuts up?" -Estoa

"Jesus does not pray for salvation." -The soul of Jesus

"May Sartan spread His holy Piss upon your graves." -The soul of
Silvanus

"I don't understand it. When you say "Death to Thoth's followers!" they
get all pissy. I think I'm gonna let them all kill me and then call them
hypocrites." -Ferren

"Ashtan is the cool city, Hashan is boring, Mhaldor is the loser city,
Shallam is the corrupt city, Eleusis is the obese city, and Cyrene is
the uptight, lovers of Blu." -Faust

"Then again, doesn't screwing a Mhaldorian count as bestiality?"
-Callanthe

A spirited male voice shouts, "Hey Jarik! Let's stop invading guildhalls
unprovoked and just being a general bastard, shall we?"
An indomitable male voice resounds, "THat doesn't mean I'm not going to
kill you Torn =)"

(Ashtan): Mulisha says, "I'm the dummest guy ever, and I like having sex
with chickens and other small animals."
(Ashtan): Mulisha says, "*smack rocktamer* you spelled Dumbest wrong."

SPY!!!
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(Ashtan): Volgras says, "Greetings, Shallam."
(Ashtan): Horatio says, "Yay, Shallam, it's so nice here."
(Ashtan): Estach says, "Pilg in Shallam?"
(Ashtan): Skarash says, "Deliver!"
(Ashtan): Estach says, "Got 'em."
(Ashtan): Yue says, "Up."

Wannabe Activist
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A forceful male voice shouts, "It's disgusting the petty nonsensical
garbage that is constantly shouted, Half of you should have enough sense
to shut your mouths unless you have something better to say, and the
other half shouldn't be allowed out in public without a guardian
-Klia-."
A strong female voice shouts, "Who is your guardian Klia?"

Panic Attack
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In the sky high above, you hear a high-pitched keening sound, and are
appalled to see a flaming meteor streaking towards the ground.
Chevalier Brandilar Weltsdown yells, "Oi!!!!"
Chevalier Brandilar Weltsdown yells, "Which git is shooting me!!"
In the sky high above, you hear a high-pitched keening sound, and are
appalled to see a flaming meteor streaking towards the ground.
Chevalier Lorderon Ta'sa, The Flying Dwarf yells, "Whos shooting?!"
In the sky high above, you hear a high-pitched keening sound, and are
appalled to see a flaming meteor streaking towards the ground.
Jelani tells you, "Stop the meteors."
You tell Jelani Rybnik, "Does it look like I have Archery?"

Faust, the Insane
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(Ashtan): Faust says, "I'm going to kill slask."
(Ashtan): Faust says, "For public post 10876."
(Ashtan): Faust says, "Anyone againest it?"
(Ashtan): Ferren says, "Heh, nope."
(Ashtan): You say, "I am."
(Ashtan): Faust says, "Mountable faust's o death."
(Ashtan): Faust says, "You should have put Faust- Achaean Gigalo."

Time for some good ol'
Messages
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For this one, keep in mind I was part of the huge invasion force in
Mhaldor that went to rescue Pandemonium from Sartan, and ended with a
worldburn of all 40 of us.
#3 Yig: 2/2/22:10 "Szanthaxian Empire members are not welcome in
Mhaldor."
#4 (system): 2/3/10:01 "You have been appointed to the position of
Members of the Empire of the The Szanthaxian Empire."
#12 (system): 2/28/18:27 "Mistral has declared that you are, heretofore,
no longer a formal enemy of the City of Mhaldor."
#13 Mistral: 2/28/18:27 "You have been unenemied from the city of
Mhaldor, since we are no longer at war over the child and your offence
has been minor."
#14 (system): 3/15/17:39 "Mistral has declared you a formal enemy of the
City of Mhaldor."
You sent the following message to Mistral: Finally! Thanks.

#18 Lightwave: 3/30/23:17 "Lovely post. I have a journal filled too. :P"

#19 Garren: 3/31/1:04 "I think your post is mighty funny"

#22 Asara: 4/5/14:34 "Hi there...just curious what the Atavians did for
you t'want to slay them so?"
You sent the following message to Asara: Thank you for making another
entry to The Lost Deep Thoughts. You will not be paid, congratulated, or
reassured that I will not destroy your character and ruin your
reputation. Your stupidity is welcomed here at The Lost Deep Thoughts.
#24 Asara: 4/6/0:19 "That's what I figured."

Erm... What the hell?
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"Woot! Im featured on another Deep Thoughts." -Mulisha

Phedre tells you, "What's wrong with atavians?"

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Mayan, in the year 331 AF.