Mountable Fausts o' Death
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(Ashtan): Faust says, "Faust arrives from the east, riding a harlot."
(Ashtan): You say, "A harlot arrives from the east, riding a Faust."
(Ashtan): Faust says, "So true, Slask."

Genocide
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(Raja Society): You say, "Who wants to commit genocide against the
Atavians?"
(Raja Society): Nimnoth says, "Hehe."
(Raja Society): Mendax says, "Hmm... no."
(Raja Society): Mendax says, "I'd rather have a challenge."
(Raja Society): Zypher says, "Oo, oo, me, me!"
(Raja Society): Zypher says, "Rofl, lets take the humans."
(Raja Society): You say, "Atavians are just humans with wings."

Laila
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Laila tells you, "How rude is your warcry!!!"
You tell Pretty Little Laila Tyr'acel, "Rofl."
Laila tells you, "Hmm."
Your warcry is, 'Laila tells you, "Oh, wanna be my son?"'
You tell Pretty Little Laila Tyr'acel, "Alright, I'll change it."
Your warcry will now be, 'Laila tells you, "How rude is your
warcry!!!".'

Good Ol' Shallam
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Abyssal Serpent Yig Dracrotalus yells, "Hello Shallam! I'm visiting for
a bit, I'm not enemied, and I'm clearly visible."
Saryn yells, "*eats yig*."
You yell, "Heh heh."
Abyssal Serpent Yig Dracrotalus yells, "Saryn You got the wrong Naga for
eating, thanks. All my tasty parts are spoken for."

"I get my manhood fondled so much it rarely arouses me anymore."
-Llewellyn

"Calhoun is Trans In AB Run-like-a-lil-bitch." -Llewellyn

"Sweet! Shadownymph is my daughter so I can have seks with her now!"
-Llewellyn

"By the way, she says she's willing to die for ashtan. Give her a gun, a
draft notice, and send her to Mhaldor." -Dali

"The phoenix is gonna crash into the earth, Sapiance will blow up, we'll
all be disconnected and the last line we'll see is "To be continued -
Imperian coming soon"." -Mulisha

"Uh oh, phoenix died, Sarapis is pissed." -Koran

"Im half tempted to shout.. so who wants to raid shallam." -Degar

An indomitable male voice resounds, "Simply being Mhaldorian is a
mocking in its own."

A powerful male voice shouts, "Shout all ya want Degar babee, I don't
think they're listening anymore."
(Ashtan): Degar says, "Who the hell called me babee."
(Ashtan): Degar says, "Someone is gonna die for that."

I'd like to share this with everyone:
#21 Kaelin: 4/5/2:31 "You quoted Horatio in your public post. Amusing as
it is, slander against the old Infernals guild is taken seriously.
Either back up your post with proof, or apologise for the quote
unreservedly, or face excecution for your slight on my former guild. I
am not the only ex-infernal who feels this way."

1. I don't take anything seriously, and if you didn't already know this,
I'd like you to wear a vial on your head so we know who you are.
2. I didn't insult the Infernals, I could care less about them. I just
quoted someone, and I refuse to put '-Anonymous' after EVERY quote.
3. Wanna kill me, go ahead. I just expected you'd rather have an actual
challenge. I'll be hiding in Shallam if you need me.
4. You declare war on your home city, you're dumb.

Oh, and anyone who's offended by my title suffix: Good, I know it's
working.

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Chronos, in the year 331 AF.