Welcome to the first edition of the Lost Deep Thoughts(AKA Slask's
remake of Ximili's Pots)

"I like the idea of a big battle, as opposed to a bunh of monkies on
one-wheeled vehicles." -Zypher

"Gods are just mortals with lightning bolt privileges." -Anonymous

"Well, people who impose on other's rights SUCK and they should be
peaced and chained to a Taran shrine." -Violet

"We're gonna crush mhaldork, asspotatoes, maldassi and ...someone think
of a funny name for naga." -Mulisha

"Oh, Slask? Ugh, very offending." -Arqueline

"Slask, yay. YOU OFFENDED SOMEBODY!" -Zypher

"Some guy Belloc just issued me because of my name." -Kermit

"Infernals weren't evil, Infernals were dumb." -Horatio

"I hated Calhound a lot, I became a monk so I could just attack him with
Telepathy and annoy him like that, but I ended up forgetting my mission
and just stealing from people, heh." -Kagata

"Hey, nothing says I love ya like a decomposing tramp." -Apathy

"I wonder if you can mushroom the constitution of shallam." -Mulisha

That's it for this time! Oh, and for anyone out there thinks that I'm an
ass for doing this: Good, I've got a journal filled with these.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Scarlatan, in the year 331 AF.