Well, quite frankly that was not myself. If you actually wish to figure
out who was impersonating me, you could just go to the Ninjakari guild
and I'm sure they'd be more than happy to point out to you which one of
them did it. Regardless, neither of the views expressed in either of
those shouts are my own opinion and in fact I would be more than happy
to have a few Ninjakari heads adorn my office so I may remember that
they all wear women's underwear.

-Duke Shric Lunarose-Lucrece

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Dioni, in the year 194 CE.