Dearest Serpent Simoln,

As a former Monk, Druid, "Jester", and now Maldaathi, I have heard, and
been through many situations. Though during all my trials, I have at
least attempted to remain within a certain boundry of what is called
Sanity. Many of times have I been overcome with a rage that would make
me "spit" out insults, and general blabber about how I feel. During
these times many are overcome with a sense of invulnerability, which
later on shows to be an arrogance one should not possess. Through my
thoughts and actions I have made many an ass of myself, and in the
future, have lived to regret what I have done and said.

Your post Simoln, I can say with the utmost certainty, was one of
idiocy. I believe that theft was adressed, only to be responded to with
a small, unintellegent post, filled with an insult that was uncalled
for. What would posses one such as yourself, to make a post compiled of
incoherent babbling. Could you not compose a better thought, than to
tell someone, to simply go rat or something?

As an avid reader of the public board, I would like you to know, you
post was not only pathetic, but because of reading it, I believe I have
lost some of the small intellegence that I as a Troll possess. I'd just
like to formally thank you for this subtraction, perhaps this void can
be filled with something more useful than an idea.

I'd also like to suggest, that the next time the "thought" goes through
your head, to post non-sense, to think, perhaps someone else could use
this 1000 gold. Im sure many could put it to better use than what you
have done.

Don't bother posting towards me on the board, I grow in spirits when I
receive a letter, be it filled with non-sense or not. It boosts my day
to know someone would write towards me.

Waiting for that lovely dove,
Gerund El'Gruul

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Lupar, in the year 330 AF.