This is all in good humour...and ALL of us could use a laugh I'm sure.

Whammajamma Kookie Monster, Kookluk Danial-Drake, the Evil Eye says,
"Next time you call me a snake ill have you take off your spants and
dance naked in the streets singing im a little tea pot."
Kinilan, Initiate of Honour says, "Eek."

Later...

Kookluk snaps his fingers in front of Kinilan.
Kinilan removes a pair of midnight black trousers.
Kinilan blinks.
Kinilan sweeps across the floor, leaping and twirling like a true
master.
Kinilan, Initiate of Honour says, "Ack."
Kinilan, Initiate of Honour says, "Noooooooooo."
Kinilan thrashes about wildly.
Ferren rolls on the floor, laughing.
You giggle happily.
Kinilan gets down and wiggles them cheeks furiously.
Monk of the Hold, Ferren, The Mad Cow says, "Nasty."
Kinilan utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
Beneficia giggles happily.
Kinilan, Initiate of Honour sings, "Im a little tea pot, short and
stout, here is my handle, there is my spout, when I get all steamed up,
hear me shout. Tip me over and pour me out!"
You roll on the floor, laughing.
Beneficia rolls on the floor, laughing.
Ferren rolls on the floor, laughing.
Kinilan rolls on the floor, laughing.

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Phaestian, in the year 326 AF.