Heya Jesters! heres another piece of classic comedy for you. this person
had been bothering several of you about bombs so dracunos forwarded him
to me. heres what happened.

Acara tells you, "Hey."

You tell Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane, "Yeah?"

Acara tells you, "Can you make bombs."

(Jesters): You say, "Haha hes asking me now."

(Jesters): Dracunos says, "You do it, khalid :p."

You tell Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane, "Yep."

Acara tells you, "Have you heard of a shockwave bomb."

(Jesters): Dracunos says, "I know, I forwarded him to you :p."

You tell Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane, "Yep."

Acara tells you, "Can you make it for me."

You tell Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane, "What are you gonna do
with it."

Acara tells you, "Why?"

You tell Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane, "Just curious. thats a
mighty powerful bomb you want."

Acara tells you, "Yes."

You tell Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane, "Planning on killing
something?"

Acara tells you, "Well.... yeah."

You tell Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane, "What ya planning to
kill?"

Acara tells you, "Its a personal matter."

Acara tells you, "Really."

You tell Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane, "Well their real name is
dust bomb.. not shockwave."

Acara tells you, "I was wanting to kill some guards at a gate."

You tell Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane, "I can give ya some
dustbombs to use."

Acara tells you, "Will the bomb do it."

You tell Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane, "Yep."

You tell Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane, "I have some dustbombs
on me. how much you willing to pay for something that powerful?"

Acara tells you, "How much are you charging."

You tell Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane, "These run about 300 a
piece."

Acara tells you, "Ill take 3."

You tell Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane, "Okay,where ya wanna
meet."

Acara tells you, "I am at blacksmith lane."

short while later in thera:
YO!" you exclaim cheerfully.

You say, "You know how to use em?"

Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane says, "No."

You say, "Just wield the bomb, walk in to the room and throw it at the
ground. it will kill any guards in a 3 room radius."

You give 3 bombs to Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane.

Acara gives 900 gold sovereigns to you.

Acara gives you a compassionate hug.

Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane says, "Your a good man."

You say, "Good luck."

moments later:
Acara has been slain by the might of a Shadow Amazon.

You tell The soul of Acara, "Haha damn you're stupid."

after praying:
Acara tells you, "Hey!!!"
Acara tells you, "Are these even the real bombs."

You tell Inceptor Acara, Student of the Arcane, "While we're at it can i
sell you the basilica too?"

Acara tells you, "Forget you."

Acara tells you, "I really need a bomb that can do that stuff."

moral of the story: if you really believe theres a magic bomb that can
kill anything you deserve what you get.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Ero, in the year 324 AF.