I for one am very confused. The people of this great land seem to have been put under some sort of spell or have just been taken upon some sort of great confusion.
When I travel to the Newsroom to keep up on the current events of the land all I can see is a great heap of jibberish. Rplaying, IC, OCC, Pkilling? These terms are alien to me.
You folk have been obsessed with spewing forth many varied opinions on things that cant possibly be of proper content for this Newsroom.
After much pondering I have come to the conclusion that the lot of you that cant seem to get these strange ideas out of your head must have gone insane.
I have taken it upon myself to find the cure and my research tells me that multiple trips to the throne of the Logos have been proven to wisen up and sanify the most lost of cases. I believe there to be hope and will be working my hardest to see that all of you that need help will recieve it.

There is still hope for you yet,

Luthius, Prince of Decay

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Miraman, in the year 198 AF.
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