In a very, very short time, a tremendous momentous occasion will befall
Achaean society... on the 18th of Sarapin (314), I do what all mortals
so eagerly anticipate... I hit 3 digits! I turn 100! I am ONE CENTURY
OLD!

Sadly, I myself will not be in spirit at the time to witness the event,
but I will still be accepting cards, gifts, food donations, large sums
of money, or at the very least, "Happy Birthday" messages.

Thanks everyone... it's been a fun 100 years! 🙂

Lem

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Sarapin, in the year 314 AF.