It's my own damn pious do-goodedness that has me trapped here... - Apoc

I don't care what they kill, as long as I get money for just sitting
down and relaxing. - Khaal

Lowkey says, "What's a "Ximili?" - Estach

Hey, I stole some donuts and flowers from newbie druids. Wanna eat em
with me? - Keralos

Oh...I hate Leonidas... He thinks he's so big...with his crotchless
panties... - Tizzee

Dislexic serial killer Mhuns who want to adopt. - Azzazzello

The harem thing, i wanna be a manslut. - Khalid

Oh yea, the pixies I stole those donuts from earlier kidnapped me and
tied me up in their grove or something. - Keralos

Oh yea, the pixies I stole those donuts from earlier kidnapped me and
tied me up in their grove or something. - Keralos

I'd rather trust the orphanage here with my kids, Khalid. - Samerian

Hehe im khalid, rules dont really apply to me. - Khalid

Brinn wouldnt know chaos if it came up and humped his leg. - Khalid

Congrats Ydachikachishiroul and that guy whose name I can't pronounce. -
Fitz

On a side note, hey, I'm the one still in the Arena, maybe I know what
I'm doing? Hmm? Hmm? Ever think of that? Mebbe I *want* hypersomnia.
Just to confuse other people into thinking I don't know what I'm doing!
Yeah! Take that! - Chambourd

Your poetry sucks. - Grifter (Poetry 734-740, 1107-1108, I find it quite
enjoyable)

I'm a bad ass, hehe. - Szanthax

Name Cut by Editor says my title is funny and that's why no one has
asked me to change it. She also says that I'm going to have to be a
bastard child. - Fitz

Kagata calling people losers? What's wrong with this picture? -
Anonymous

Cyres a little green man who wears a grapefruit on his head. - Janduin


Borknagar, I Jack Moonflair, am eating cookies at your house. - Jack

If thats what your wife tells you is love, shes cheating on you.
Probably with me. - Janduin

Ximili, just shut up. No one, especially me, is interested in your
bulls***. - Chammilla

Your life can't be that completely pitiful that you have nothing of
interest to talk about. - Althecea

The soul of Talonthalas says, "Am I alive?" - Borknagar

Little does Brandilar know ive been fondling his falcon while he wasnt
looking... its gonna need therapy after that little romp. - Khalid

Fitz is your kid...Gods help you! - Jupiter

A three-month old fetus in a jar could lead the guild better than this -
Anonymous Priest

I'm a very busy megalomaniac, I don't always have time to round up fresh
corpses of children to fuel my quasi-evil plans. sometimes one has to
outsource in order to keep up. - Khalid

(Church): Kellonius says, "Please Alinoe I want to have your love
child." - Disloyal Churchie

The mad logger. heeheheheh. - Tsian

Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by
then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever
the hell you want to. - A Soldier of the Golden Apple Corps

I'm no expert on the subject of course, Ximi, but I understood felching
to do with gerbils and tubes. - Enoc

You are a sick, sick man. - Enoc

Aye...haven't been feeling so super lately. - Hamel


That does it for what may well be the last Pots ever. If that makes
anyone of noteworthy status happy then good, I'll be sure to do another
just to piss you off. Death and babies go hand in hand, especially
Xorani babies.

Xoran-Slaying Arsonist, Ximili

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Lupar, in the year 311 AF.