Hate hate hate your children, punish them with a knife.
Jack hates dwarves, Olath has no life.
I punched a dog in the face, Phaestus hit me really hard and it hurt.
Grok is my daddy, Silverlock is rooted in dirt.
Tay is, really? He can't be! No way!
There's just no way Tay can be Volrath's cousin!
Vampieralla has a whip, a bigger whip than Serthest,
Llewellyn sucks at fighting, and kicked me out of Carnie-fest.
Gylend is a dirty fellow who makes us all laugh.
Hwolf slaps you and says you are daft.
Dresden, much hated, by all whom encounter,
They'd all much rather just pound her!
Poetry sucks very much, it's so true
I'm an Achaean, how about you?

(the answer is no)

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Lupar, in the year 296 AF.