I know of one, who is *ahem* a real Cutie,
And is (trust me), Not really that Fruity.
Her huggableness makes her Akin to Humgii,
And all will agree that she is quite, Quite Lovely.

This Lady I speak of, has but one Name,
If you care for me to, I will end this Game.
One last thing, *Please* do Not call her Icky,
Otherwise, you might Pee of Lady Vicky.


Penned by my hand on the 20th of Daedalan, in the year 294 AF.