I swing through the trees
With the greatest of ease
I steal all your keys
And rip out your knees
You look up at Xim and you say please
I just laugh at you as you vomit peas
You die so fast you little worm
Ha ha ha I hate you die die die
Worthless stool smell bad you die now go die I destroy you HAAHAHAHHHHH

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Miraman, in the year 290 AF.