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The Plume of Sapience
Written by: Harmonia, of the Black Forest
Date: Thursday, October 15th, 2026
Addressed to: Everyone
::: A caprice for two feathers, whisper, and shrieking brass :::
Plick! goes the plume, and the plan goes plop!
The guildhall rocks and the ravens cry STOP!
A lady in scarlet, with nothing to say,
Has come to arrange us. Stand out of the way!
Plim-plam! Plim-plam! goes the silver pin;
She trims the outside and hollows within.
A thought has two feathers? She plucks them for show.
An idea has roots? She orders them NO!
In Ashtan: A flutter! In Hashan: A hiss!
In Cyrene: A list of the things amiss!
In Eleusis, the leaves must be clipped into rows;
In Mhaldor, the iron must bend at her nose.
Plickety-plackety-prune it!
Plock!
"I'm only improving."
Plick!
"I'm only a friend."
And the whisper goes whirring around the next bend.
"My darling, your confidence-leave it with me."
Snip!
And it hangs from a hook in the hall of decree.
Not I! says the Lady. Not I! says the lace.
The plume makes a fan of the whole hiding-place.
Not I! cries the bonnet. Not I! cries the shoe.
But the ink has her fingers, and the fingerprints too.
A letter.
A witness.
A whisper.
A name.
The plume stops its prancing.
The candles turn lame.
"YOU LIE!"
And the rafters go RATTLE-TE-ROAR!
"YOU LIE!"
And the hinges leap out of the door.
"YOU LIE!"
And the bells of the city reply-
"WHO?"
And the Lady, who never had answered for why,
Goes shrill as a kettle and splits up the sky:
"I NEVER! I NEVER! I NEVER!"
The plume beats the air into scarlet confetti;
The guilds bolt their doors; all the ravens are ready.
She shrieks at the witness, the window, the wall-
And the wall, being sensible, says nothing at all.
Plick.
No answer.
Plock.
No decree.
The plume twitches once.
The world declines to agree.
She lifts up her chin; she prepares to revise
The shape of the silence, the sound of the skies-
But the silence stays silence.
The sky stays the sky.
And the plume, with a shiver,
Forgets how to fly.
Penned by my hand on the 14th of Sarapin, in the year 1017 AF.
The Plume of Sapience
Written by: Harmonia, of the Black Forest
Date: Thursday, October 15th, 2026
Addressed to: Everyone
::: A caprice for two feathers, whisper, and shrieking brass :::
Plick! goes the plume, and the plan goes plop!
The guildhall rocks and the ravens cry STOP!
A lady in scarlet, with nothing to say,
Has come to arrange us. Stand out of the way!
Plim-plam! Plim-plam! goes the silver pin;
She trims the outside and hollows within.
A thought has two feathers? She plucks them for show.
An idea has roots? She orders them NO!
In Ashtan: A flutter! In Hashan: A hiss!
In Cyrene: A list of the things amiss!
In Eleusis, the leaves must be clipped into rows;
In Mhaldor, the iron must bend at her nose.
Plickety-plackety-prune it!
Plock!
"I'm only improving."
Plick!
"I'm only a friend."
And the whisper goes whirring around the next bend.
"My darling, your confidence-leave it with me."
Snip!
And it hangs from a hook in the hall of decree.
Not I! says the Lady. Not I! says the lace.
The plume makes a fan of the whole hiding-place.
Not I! cries the bonnet. Not I! cries the shoe.
But the ink has her fingers, and the fingerprints too.
A letter.
A witness.
A whisper.
A name.
The plume stops its prancing.
The candles turn lame.
"YOU LIE!"
And the rafters go RATTLE-TE-ROAR!
"YOU LIE!"
And the hinges leap out of the door.
"YOU LIE!"
And the bells of the city reply-
"WHO?"
And the Lady, who never had answered for why,
Goes shrill as a kettle and splits up the sky:
"I NEVER! I NEVER! I NEVER!"
The plume beats the air into scarlet confetti;
The guilds bolt their doors; all the ravens are ready.
She shrieks at the witness, the window, the wall-
And the wall, being sensible, says nothing at all.
Plick.
No answer.
Plock.
No decree.
The plume twitches once.
The world declines to agree.
She lifts up her chin; she prepares to revise
The shape of the silence, the sound of the skies-
But the silence stays silence.
The sky stays the sky.
And the plume, with a shiver,
Forgets how to fly.
Penned by my hand on the 14th of Sarapin, in the year 1017 AF.
