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The Blackjack
Written by: Comedian Drumos, the Errant Quill
Date: Sunday, April 12th, 2026
Addressed to: Everyone
My ancestors had no word for restraint.
I have one now. It weighs eight ounces
and fits in my hand like a full stop.
My ancestors spoke in full sentences.
Stone on bone, no ambiguity,
no one left wondering what was meant.
I learned a smaller alphabet.
Behind the ear
where the acoustics are better.
The sound is different. Stone was honest. If I was honest:
BIG CLUB. CRACK BONE. SMASH FACE. MAKE FLAT. BREAK. BREAK. BREAK.
But I have a blackjack. And an appointment.
Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Aeguary, in the year 1002 AF.
The Blackjack
Written by: Comedian Drumos, the Errant Quill
Date: Sunday, April 12th, 2026
Addressed to: Everyone
My ancestors had no word for restraint.
I have one now. It weighs eight ounces
and fits in my hand like a full stop.
My ancestors spoke in full sentences.
Stone on bone, no ambiguity,
no one left wondering what was meant.
I learned a smaller alphabet.
Behind the ear
where the acoustics are better.
The sound is different. Stone was honest. If I was honest:
BIG CLUB. CRACK BONE. SMASH FACE. MAKE FLAT. BREAK. BREAK. BREAK.
But I have a blackjack. And an appointment.
Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Aeguary, in the year 1002 AF.
